kemamPuan LeLaki meraYu...

Cowo : Kamu nggak capek?
Cewe : Kenapa?
Cowo : Habis lari-lari dalam pikiranku...

***

Cowo : Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya?
Cewe : Ah.. tidak, memang kenapa??
Cowo : Saya lihat bintang di mata mbak..

***

Cowo : Maaf mba, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah di deket saya saja..
Cewe : Loh? Kenapa??
Cowo : Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mba manis..

***

Cowo : Mbak, punya obeng nggak?
Cewe : Hah? Gak punya tuh..
Cowo : Tapi kalo nomor telepon punya khan?

***

Cowo : Sayang, kamu itu seperti sendok...
Cewe : Kenapa?
Cowo : Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku...

***

M : Are you an Interior Decorator?
W : No. Why?
M : When I saw you enter, the room became beautiful

***

M : Are you religious?
W : Yes
M : Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers

***

M : Baby, did you fart, cause you blow me away...

***

M : How is your fever?
W : What fever?
M : Oh.. you just look so hot to me...

***

M : Wow! I didn't know that angels could fly so low!

***

M : Can I get a picture of you to prove to myfriends that angels do really exist

***

M : Wow! How did you do that?!?!?
W : Do what?
M : Look so good...

***

M : Hey, I lost my phone number.. can I have yours?

***

M : Hey Laura! (Big Hug), I haven't seen youforever!!! (Huge KISS) Wow, you've really havechanged!!!
W : Wait, I'm not Laura..
M : What? Oh my god, you even changed your name!!